SHE'S PREGNANT!!!
Miranda Kerr is pregnant!
ORLANDO BLOOM IS GOING TO BE A FATHER!!!!!
Holy crap that baby will be gorgeous!
:D :D :D
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Disney and Nickelodeon
Attention: All of the kids on disney and Nickelodeon have some famous relative or have been acting since they were in diapers.
You would think that a new show would bring new faces....but no! That's not possible with Disney Channel. All those stupids kids had something going for them before they came to disney channel (or Nickelodeon)
Let's begin by going through many disney and Nick shows.
Hannah Montana: Miley Cyrus belongs to that Hillbilly Billy Ray who used to be famous. Nuff said. Emily Osment, her brother is Haley Joel Osment. Nuff said. Mitchell Musso, his brother Mason is in the band Metro station (Along side Miley's brother Trace Cyrus). Nuff said.
That's so Raven: Raven Symone, acting on the Cosby show when she was teeny. Nuff said. (Who also happens to be a singer...damn Disney). Kyle Massey, his brother was on Zoey 101. Nuff said.
Wizards of Waverly Place: Selena Gomez was on Barney when she was a kiddie. An episode of The Suite life of Zach and Cody. On Hannah Montana. Nuff said. David Henry, on That's so Raven. Nuff said. Jake T. Austin, Diego from Go, Diego Go. Nuff said
The Suite Life of Zach and Cody: Those guys have been in like every movie imaginable when they were young! Nuff said.
Zoey 101: Chris Massey, brother to Kyle. Nuff said. Jamie Lynn Spears, yeah I really don't need to mention her sister. We ALL know about her sister. Nuff said.
Drake and Josh: Both Drake and Josh were on the Amanda Show ages ago. Nuff said.
iCarly: Mirando Cosgrove, started on Drake and Josh. (AND is a singer now! Nick is just as bad). Nuff said.
So like I said. All of these people started out somewhere else and there is just nothing we can really do about it. We will never see a brand new face.....like EVER. I mean they may seem new to you but in reality they have probably been acting since they were 2.
You would think that a new show would bring new faces....but no! That's not possible with Disney Channel. All those stupids kids had something going for them before they came to disney channel (or Nickelodeon)
Let's begin by going through many disney and Nick shows.
Hannah Montana: Miley Cyrus belongs to that Hillbilly Billy Ray who used to be famous. Nuff said. Emily Osment, her brother is Haley Joel Osment. Nuff said. Mitchell Musso, his brother Mason is in the band Metro station (Along side Miley's brother Trace Cyrus). Nuff said.
That's so Raven: Raven Symone, acting on the Cosby show when she was teeny. Nuff said. (Who also happens to be a singer...damn Disney). Kyle Massey, his brother was on Zoey 101. Nuff said.
Wizards of Waverly Place: Selena Gomez was on Barney when she was a kiddie. An episode of The Suite life of Zach and Cody. On Hannah Montana. Nuff said. David Henry, on That's so Raven. Nuff said. Jake T. Austin, Diego from Go, Diego Go. Nuff said
The Suite Life of Zach and Cody: Those guys have been in like every movie imaginable when they were young! Nuff said.
Zoey 101: Chris Massey, brother to Kyle. Nuff said. Jamie Lynn Spears, yeah I really don't need to mention her sister. We ALL know about her sister. Nuff said.
Drake and Josh: Both Drake and Josh were on the Amanda Show ages ago. Nuff said.
iCarly: Mirando Cosgrove, started on Drake and Josh. (AND is a singer now! Nick is just as bad). Nuff said.
So like I said. All of these people started out somewhere else and there is just nothing we can really do about it. We will never see a brand new face.....like EVER. I mean they may seem new to you but in reality they have probably been acting since they were 2.
Disney
Attention: Disney Channel whores out their stars.
Just because you're an actor on Disney Channel DOES NOT (I repeat NOT) mean that you can miraculously sing too.
I mean the acting on that channel is already substandard so why do all of those stupid kids (Who are by the way stuck in the Disney channel scene for the rest of their lives.....I kind of realize why Miley has become a whore. She wants to leave Disney) have to sing too??!?!
OR there are those kids who sing and then end up on Disney Channel (Allstar Weekend for example. I actually like these guys and I think they would go way further if they weren't signed with Disney)
WHY DOES EVERY STINKIN' TEENIE BOPPER HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SING AND ACT?!?!?!
I mean I'll admit that Miley can sing (gag me), and Selena Gomez can sing (Love her) and Demi Lovato can sing (She has the biggest mouth in the world, like literally, look at those choppers) and Mitchel Musso can sing (I love him too! :D) BUT BUT BUT they started out as ACTORS!!!! Damn! I mean it's one thing to actually want to be on disney channel to try and launch your acting career (Which Disney does help to do) but APPARENTLY the ability to sing is in the job description.
I although do like Disney Channel, I watch it on occasion. Mostly just Wizards of Waverly Place and Jonas LA (Don't even get me started on that....those boys can sing but apparently they have to be actors now too. I love the show but still....)
I guess what I'm really trying to say is that.....Miley Cyrus is a whore. Yup. :D
Just because you're an actor on Disney Channel DOES NOT (I repeat NOT) mean that you can miraculously sing too.
I mean the acting on that channel is already substandard so why do all of those stupid kids (Who are by the way stuck in the Disney channel scene for the rest of their lives.....I kind of realize why Miley has become a whore. She wants to leave Disney) have to sing too??!?!
OR there are those kids who sing and then end up on Disney Channel (Allstar Weekend for example. I actually like these guys and I think they would go way further if they weren't signed with Disney)
WHY DOES EVERY STINKIN' TEENIE BOPPER HAVE TO BE ABLE TO SING AND ACT?!?!?!
I mean I'll admit that Miley can sing (gag me), and Selena Gomez can sing (Love her) and Demi Lovato can sing (She has the biggest mouth in the world, like literally, look at those choppers) and Mitchel Musso can sing (I love him too! :D) BUT BUT BUT they started out as ACTORS!!!! Damn! I mean it's one thing to actually want to be on disney channel to try and launch your acting career (Which Disney does help to do) but APPARENTLY the ability to sing is in the job description.
I although do like Disney Channel, I watch it on occasion. Mostly just Wizards of Waverly Place and Jonas LA (Don't even get me started on that....those boys can sing but apparently they have to be actors now too. I love the show but still....)
I guess what I'm really trying to say is that.....Miley Cyrus is a whore. Yup. :D
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Love has many faces
This blog post was inspired by Tia Thao
There are many different kinds of love. You love your family (hopefully otherwise you're probably going to hell) You love your friends (I mean if you don't then why are you friends with them in the first place. Oh I get it the whole keep your enemies closer thing. I gotcha. Shhh) And there the people you love who will never really know you love them (and I don't mean secret crushes. Celebrities! duh!)
There are a lot (and I mean A LOT) of celebrities that I love. You all know that. I can't even keep track sometimes. But there comes a time when you really have to evaluate the reasons behind your love for these people.
There are usually 2 types of celebrities. Actors and singers. And I have come to find that there is a difference between the love you have for an actor and the love you have for a singer.
Let's begin shall we. Well I'm going to be discussing the British community in particular. :D
Orlando Bloom.
Born: January 13, 1977 (Yes, I know his b-day off the top of my head)
So I first saw this beautiful man in Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. (One of my all time favorite movies) And first of all I was blown away by how awesome the movie was in the first place and then I noticed him and how......gorgeous he is. sigh. :D
So after that I pretty much was dedicated to everything about him. I've seen a vast majority of his movies and definitely seen my majority of his interviews (Oh the joys of Youtube) I also have a fabulous poster of him that is just breathe taking and I have one of him from POTC 3: At Word's End.
So here's my point to be exactly: Actors pretend to be someone else, while at the same time being themselves. Many actors real personalities come out in the roles that they play and that helps to make the character more real and more relatable. So what I think is that even though I watched all of those movies because of Orlando, I have also come to love the characters he plays.
An Elf from Rivendale, a pirate in the Caribbean, a Trojan in Troy, a troubled young man in Caymen, a suicidal shoe maker , a composer with writers block and so many others.
Although he is not any of these people in real life he still puts all of his heart into his roles. He makes them come alive and makes people love him and want to root for him. He brings himself out while he pretends to be someone else. And that's what I find to be so inspiring.
Joe Brooks
Born: May 18, 1987 (I had to look this one up)
There are many different kinds of love. You love your family (hopefully otherwise you're probably going to hell) You love your friends (I mean if you don't then why are you friends with them in the first place. Oh I get it the whole keep your enemies closer thing. I gotcha. Shhh) And there the people you love who will never really know you love them (and I don't mean secret crushes. Celebrities! duh!)
There are a lot (and I mean A LOT) of celebrities that I love. You all know that. I can't even keep track sometimes. But there comes a time when you really have to evaluate the reasons behind your love for these people.
There are usually 2 types of celebrities. Actors and singers. And I have come to find that there is a difference between the love you have for an actor and the love you have for a singer.
Let's begin shall we. Well I'm going to be discussing the British community in particular. :D
Orlando Bloom.
Born: January 13, 1977 (Yes, I know his b-day off the top of my head)
So I first saw this beautiful man in Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. (One of my all time favorite movies) And first of all I was blown away by how awesome the movie was in the first place and then I noticed him and how......gorgeous he is. sigh. :D
So after that I pretty much was dedicated to everything about him. I've seen a vast majority of his movies and definitely seen my majority of his interviews (Oh the joys of Youtube) I also have a fabulous poster of him that is just breathe taking and I have one of him from POTC 3: At Word's End.
So here's my point to be exactly: Actors pretend to be someone else, while at the same time being themselves. Many actors real personalities come out in the roles that they play and that helps to make the character more real and more relatable. So what I think is that even though I watched all of those movies because of Orlando, I have also come to love the characters he plays.
An Elf from Rivendale, a pirate in the Caribbean, a Trojan in Troy, a troubled young man in Caymen, a suicidal shoe maker , a composer with writers block and so many others.
Although he is not any of these people in real life he still puts all of his heart into his roles. He makes them come alive and makes people love him and want to root for him. He brings himself out while he pretends to be someone else. And that's what I find to be so inspiring.
Joe Brooks
Born: May 18, 1987 (I had to look this one up)
I first discovered him....on Monday actually. Again I have Youtube to thank for this. I would just like to say that his kid (Ok a 23 year old is not exactly a kid) has some major ass talent. I mean seriously. He is going to be incredibly famous. Anyways as a singer his heart is already in the songs he sings. The lyrics are his and I assume that they depict the life that he's living right at this very moment. The song titles themselves say a lot about him.
Superman, Getting Away, World at Your Feet, My Heart Will Wait, I Find the Light in You, and so many others.
All of his songs have a special meaning to him and they come from the heart. Being a singer is so much more then having a great voice (Which he does by the way...just sayin) it's about the soul you have that is put into the songs that you sing. Most singers and Joe included hope to inspire others and I am definitely inspired by his songs (and his sexy velvety voice). I feel like I know him in some way just through his songs because they tell so much.
Now that I've said that I love both singers and actors, I hope you get that I love them in different ways. Because they are different. And I love them for that. :D
P.S. Don't even get me started on Ewan McGregor. (Mulan Rouge....nuff said. :D)
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Class is in session
Today we are going to discuss: The Cougar
Disclaimer: This does not in anyway mean that I am a cougar because I'm not. Not matter what you people seem to think in regards to my love for a certain sexy wolf-boy.
The Definition of a Cougar: A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger man.
AKA "Man is cougar's number one prey"
And you know that there are a lot of cougars out there. Here are some famous examples (and I totally understand why these woman do this. I mean have you seen these men?!?!)
Halle Berry, 43 and Gabriel Aubry, 33 (Sexy couple)
Deborra Furness, 54 and Hugh Jackman, 41 (Well he's sexy)
Mariah Carrey, 39 and Nick Cannon, 28 (Ehh, I totally find them awkward)
Demi Moore, 46 and Ashton Kutcher, 31 (Hot couple)
Courtney Cox, 45 and David Arquette, 38 (Very cute couple)
Eva Longoria, 34 and Tony Parker, 27 (Hot couple)
Madonna, 51 and Jesus Luz, 22 (Idk who he is but he's got sexy eyes)
OK so what I'm really trying to say is that sometimes you can't help going after that younger guy. And sometimes you don't even know that they're younger than you. But at our age (Which is still very young) means that when you see a "delicious brown boy", these things go through your head and sometimes end up out loud.
1. He's cute!
2. I wonder how old he is?
3. I wonder what his name is?
4. How old does he look to you?
5. I wonder how old he thinks I am?
6. Man, how old is he?!?!
See at our age we are very cautious of noticing cute guys because there is a very good chance that they are YOUNGER then you. I mean once you hit 18 you really have to beware of the legal system. I mean I know Miley doesn't really care about that kind of thing but then again she's a slut. So that's to be expected. But for people like us who are NOT like Miley, we are very careful. (Ok I realize that Miley's not a cougar but I think that she is a witch. Why else would these really hot guys want to date her? Ehmmm...Liam Hemsworth)
OK, now on an ending note. When it comes down to is is that it doesn't really matter how old you are if you really love the person. But REMEMBER cougars are usually OVER 35!! (See examples above) I mean at 19 you really can't be a cougar if you're into a guy who happens to be a year, 1 month and 6 days younger than you. Just sayin'. :D
Well that's all for now.
Disclaimer: This does not in anyway mean that I am a cougar because I'm not. Not matter what you people seem to think in regards to my love for a certain sexy wolf-boy.
The Definition of a Cougar: A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger man.
AKA "Man is cougar's number one prey"
And you know that there are a lot of cougars out there. Here are some famous examples (and I totally understand why these woman do this. I mean have you seen these men?!?!)
Halle Berry, 43 and Gabriel Aubry, 33 (Sexy couple)
Deborra Furness, 54 and Hugh Jackman, 41 (Well he's sexy)
Mariah Carrey, 39 and Nick Cannon, 28 (Ehh, I totally find them awkward)
Demi Moore, 46 and Ashton Kutcher, 31 (Hot couple)
Courtney Cox, 45 and David Arquette, 38 (Very cute couple)
Eva Longoria, 34 and Tony Parker, 27 (Hot couple)
Madonna, 51 and Jesus Luz, 22 (Idk who he is but he's got sexy eyes)
OK so what I'm really trying to say is that sometimes you can't help going after that younger guy. And sometimes you don't even know that they're younger than you. But at our age (Which is still very young) means that when you see a "delicious brown boy", these things go through your head and sometimes end up out loud.
1. He's cute!
2. I wonder how old he is?
3. I wonder what his name is?
4. How old does he look to you?
5. I wonder how old he thinks I am?
6. Man, how old is he?!?!
See at our age we are very cautious of noticing cute guys because there is a very good chance that they are YOUNGER then you. I mean once you hit 18 you really have to beware of the legal system. I mean I know Miley doesn't really care about that kind of thing but then again she's a slut. So that's to be expected. But for people like us who are NOT like Miley, we are very careful. (Ok I realize that Miley's not a cougar but I think that she is a witch. Why else would these really hot guys want to date her? Ehmmm...Liam Hemsworth)
OK, now on an ending note. When it comes down to is is that it doesn't really matter how old you are if you really love the person. But REMEMBER cougars are usually OVER 35!! (See examples above) I mean at 19 you really can't be a cougar if you're into a guy who happens to be a year, 1 month and 6 days younger than you. Just sayin'. :D
Well that's all for now.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Bloody Hell
He's married. :(..... :/..... :)...... :D
Orlando Bloom is married! (You sexy British actor you)
I can just picture it now. The two of them sitting at a fancy resaurant in some far away country. Him getting down on one knee and spilling his heart out to her. (Oh Orlando, you romantic devil you) Then the wedding. He's standing at the alture looking dashing (You suave devil you) and her walking down the isle looking ravishing (she is a Vicky's Secret Model after all). Then they exchange vows and he whispers sweet nothings in her ear as they exchange very expensive rings. Then the honeymoon where they are wisked away to some island off of the coast of God knows where and then....... (If you catch my drift)
I wish Orlando and Miranda a happy life together, full of happines. :D
P.S. They will make gorgeous babies. No joke.
Orlando Bloom is married! (You sexy British actor you)
I can just picture it now. The two of them sitting at a fancy resaurant in some far away country. Him getting down on one knee and spilling his heart out to her. (Oh Orlando, you romantic devil you) Then the wedding. He's standing at the alture looking dashing (You suave devil you) and her walking down the isle looking ravishing (she is a Vicky's Secret Model after all). Then they exchange vows and he whispers sweet nothings in her ear as they exchange very expensive rings. Then the honeymoon where they are wisked away to some island off of the coast of God knows where and then....... (If you catch my drift)
I wish Orlando and Miranda a happy life together, full of happines. :D
P.S. They will make gorgeous babies. No joke.
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Inception
THE.BEST.MOVIE.OF.THE.SUMMER.
Absolutely fantastic. It literally blew my mind.
Just Beautiful. :D
Absolutely fantastic. It literally blew my mind.
Just Beautiful. :D
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Phases
So I apparently have a lot of phases.
OK these phases are mostly about famous actors. Now I'm going to list my phases if I can remember them all. :D But these right here were/are my MAJOR phases.
1: Orlando Bloom.
I had a huge Orlando Bloom phase. I still call him my first husband. I mean I obviously don't feel like he's an ex-husband just yet since I have a hug poster of him that I smile at every time I go to sleep. But this whole phases started when I first saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. He was just so amazingly amazing that I loved him from the start. I mean not to take anything about from Mr. Depp who is phenomenal I just saw something in that beautiful brown hair of Orlando's. :D And I also took the liberty of watching like a TON of Orli's movie's because I just HAD to keep watching. And I watched like a thousand of his interviews.
2: Michael Phelps.
So I have always loved the Olympics and of course the summer Olympics in Beijing was just so epic that I will remember it forever. But Michael Phelps was even more epic then the Olympics itself. I watched everyone of his races and got super duper intense when he raced Cavic and ALMOST lost!! it was crazy! Gosh, that was amazing! AHHH! Thinking about it again is making me all giddy. But anyways after that I was totally into Michael and his bionic swimming methods. And not to mention he has a very nice swimmers body. I do feel sad about the whole him smoking a bong thing but hey everyone experiments apparently. Don't worry Micheal. I have an amazing calendar of you and I could never hate you.
3. JT from Degrassi.
I cried when he was stabbed in the back (literally) by that stupid rival school. They ruined everything! But anyways after that I was just like I can't get enough of JT. I just don't understand how they could kill such an amazing guy like JT! AND AND AND he was gonna go and get back together with Liberty! It would have been magical. :( Don't get me wrong I don't hold anything against Ryan Cooley (JT) for wanting to go to college instead of continuing with the show. It was really sad as the cast was reading the script for the episode and Ryan was the only one of the cast who knew they JT was going to die. After that he gave a speech and started to cry. It really touched my heart.
4. Taylor Lautner.
He will never be a phase for me. He will be a lifetime. Gosh, I just love him so much! He's an amazing actor and from all of the millions of interviews of him that I've watched he seems like a really genuine person! I so want to meet him! IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE!!!! I LOVE HIM!! And I have literally bought EVERY magazine that he's in and I have a gorgeous calender of him and I have seen like everything he's been in even though that hasn't been all that much but I will for sure be going to see all the stuff he does in the future. Just to show my dedication I even know where he is right now! OK, I don't know the EXACT location because that would be creepy but I do know what state he's in and he's shooting his new movie! I wanna go there and meet him! It would be unlike anything else. I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! And I don't think he will ever become an ex-husband like Orlando. He's my soul mate. He just doesn't know it because he just hasn't meet my yet.
ok, I don't have that many phases I guess but that is A LOT OF TESTOSTERONE. haha. :D
OK these phases are mostly about famous actors. Now I'm going to list my phases if I can remember them all. :D But these right here were/are my MAJOR phases.
1: Orlando Bloom.
I had a huge Orlando Bloom phase. I still call him my first husband. I mean I obviously don't feel like he's an ex-husband just yet since I have a hug poster of him that I smile at every time I go to sleep. But this whole phases started when I first saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. He was just so amazingly amazing that I loved him from the start. I mean not to take anything about from Mr. Depp who is phenomenal I just saw something in that beautiful brown hair of Orlando's. :D And I also took the liberty of watching like a TON of Orli's movie's because I just HAD to keep watching. And I watched like a thousand of his interviews.
2: Michael Phelps.
So I have always loved the Olympics and of course the summer Olympics in Beijing was just so epic that I will remember it forever. But Michael Phelps was even more epic then the Olympics itself. I watched everyone of his races and got super duper intense when he raced Cavic and ALMOST lost!! it was crazy! Gosh, that was amazing! AHHH! Thinking about it again is making me all giddy. But anyways after that I was totally into Michael and his bionic swimming methods. And not to mention he has a very nice swimmers body. I do feel sad about the whole him smoking a bong thing but hey everyone experiments apparently. Don't worry Micheal. I have an amazing calendar of you and I could never hate you.
3. JT from Degrassi.
I cried when he was stabbed in the back (literally) by that stupid rival school. They ruined everything! But anyways after that I was just like I can't get enough of JT. I just don't understand how they could kill such an amazing guy like JT! AND AND AND he was gonna go and get back together with Liberty! It would have been magical. :( Don't get me wrong I don't hold anything against Ryan Cooley (JT) for wanting to go to college instead of continuing with the show. It was really sad as the cast was reading the script for the episode and Ryan was the only one of the cast who knew they JT was going to die. After that he gave a speech and started to cry. It really touched my heart.
4. Taylor Lautner.
He will never be a phase for me. He will be a lifetime. Gosh, I just love him so much! He's an amazing actor and from all of the millions of interviews of him that I've watched he seems like a really genuine person! I so want to meet him! IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE!!!! I LOVE HIM!! And I have literally bought EVERY magazine that he's in and I have a gorgeous calender of him and I have seen like everything he's been in even though that hasn't been all that much but I will for sure be going to see all the stuff he does in the future. Just to show my dedication I even know where he is right now! OK, I don't know the EXACT location because that would be creepy but I do know what state he's in and he's shooting his new movie! I wanna go there and meet him! It would be unlike anything else. I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! And I don't think he will ever become an ex-husband like Orlando. He's my soul mate. He just doesn't know it because he just hasn't meet my yet.
ok, I don't have that many phases I guess but that is A LOT OF TESTOSTERONE. haha. :D
Monday, July 12, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Well what do you know....
You really do learn something new everyday.
Toothpaste helps to get the smell of rib seasoning off your hands. :D
Toothpaste helps to get the smell of rib seasoning off your hands. :D
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Realization
Love triangles can be devastatingly heart breaking to those on the inside looking out, but are utterly eye opening to those on the outside looking in.
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