Things Movies Have Taught Me

From all of the movies I've seen there are so many that have become my favorites. And from all of these movies there are a few things that I've learned from them.


17 Again: You really can be 17 again and have a rocking body at that.

The Bourne Identity: You can stab someone with a pen with much effectiveness

The Bourne Supremacy: Don't try and hide in India, they will find you and they will kill your significant other.

The Bourne Ultimatum: You can kill an assassin with a book.

A Cinderella Story: Your secret admirer will never be an axe murderer but a hot guy from you high school.

The Dark Knight: Clowns aren't scary but instead are severely bad-ass.

27 Dresses: If someone annoys you enough you will end up happily married to them

Driving Lessons: Crazy old ladies make the best of friends

Eagle Eye: Never trust computers that can think for themselves

Elizabethtown: You can peak on the phone

Enchanted: If you're an animated character you will end up a real person smack dab in the middle of New York.

Hairspray: You can always take down the jealous bitch lady and steal her stuck-up daughter's boyfriend.

Harry Potter 1: If you're a wizard you will be informed of this by a giant with an umbrella

Harry Potter 2: You can kill a giant snake with a glittering sword

Harry Potter 3: The tress will attack you if you piss them off

Harry Potter 4: Anyone can battle a dragon but defeat a man with no nose? Not so easy.

Harry Potter 5: You can suffer from extreme teen angst

Harry Potter 6: In every cave there are dead people in the bottom of its lake

Haven: You can make very powerful acid in a high school science class

He's Just Not That Into You: If a guy acts like he doesn't give a shit then he genuinely doesn't give a shit.

High School Musical: If you sing with some random person at a lodge you will fall madly in love with them later

High School Musical 2: You can work at a resort and no one will think you're weird for breaking out into song

High School Musical 3: Graduating high school is way less exciting then you think.

Jumper: If you fall in a lake you will end up in the middle of a library and have no idea how you got there

Law Abiding Citizen: Sometimes innocent people go to jail while the guilty go free.

Mamma Mia!: If you don't know who your father is just break out into song and you'll find him

Mean Girls: You really can take down the mean girl but you'll become the new bitch on the block

Nancy Drew: If you try and solve a case that's not yours to solve your father will be kidnapped

Ocean's Eleven: You can knock over 3 casinos with a talented group of cons who happened to be the best looking group of guys you have ever seen

Ocean's Twelve: Foreign people can move through lasers without being detected

Ocean's Thirteen: If you mess with someones good friend you will be taken for all your worth

Pirates of the Caribbean 1: You can trust pirates if they're from the Caribbean and not Somalia

Pirates of the Caribbean 2: If you're engaged and you kiss someone else your fiance will not take it well

Pirates of the Caribbean 3: If you're stuck in Davey Jones Locker you will go crazy. But don't worry your ship will be there to keep you company

The Proposal: If you're male your boss will blackmail you into marrying her. If you're female your assistant will be extremely hot.

Sherlock Holmes: You can successfully fake your own death

She's the Man: If you dress up like a guy you will get the guy

10 Things I Hate About You: The guy who was paid to take you out will fall madly in love with you

Troy: It is possible to start a war over a chick

Twilight: If you walk into the woods, a vampire will follow you and demand you to tell him what he is, all the while never looking at you

New Moon: Werewolves are way better company then Vampires

Up: If you want to go places take your house will you

Up In the Air: Even the George Clooney types get cheated on. All hope is lost

Without A Paddle: High up in the mountains, red necks are growing acres of pot

Wish Upon A Star: If you wish to become your sister it will happen

X-Men: There are people out there who are different from you. Be jealous

X-Men 2: You can attempt to kill a whole race of people will just your mind

X-Men The Last Stand: If you try and cut your wings off they will grow back. Plus it's quite painful.

Fate? I think so

This morning I woke up and turned the tv on and the first face I see if the face of my soulmate. :D

I call it fate. <3

Somebody to love

"I just need somebody to love, I don't need too much, just somebody to love."

I love this song and I think it realy applies to me. Maybe not the "need" but more like the desire. But here's the thing: You will never know how much I love you. It may sound a little weird or obsessive. But that's just me.

I've got 99 problems but loving you ain't one. :D

Mind of a Criminal

There are so many shows on TV that depict the crimes of society.

These shows show the real life horrors that happen everyday and yet they are on television for our own entertainment. In no way am I bashing these shows because I admittedly love them. They are so interesting and it's so amazing to see how the crimes are solved no matter how gruesome.

Although I enjoy watch Criminal Minds and the beautiful Derek Morgan (played by Shemar Moore) and Dr. Reid who is so bad-ass (Cristina, I can see why you love him so much now) I come to think how desensitized we are.

I mean come on! They are solving murders here, stuff that actually happens in real life and yet we don't even think about that fact. There are so many factors to these shows that should make us terrified of what's out there.

But then again how is that any way to live? So I guess what I'm trying to say and I guess I'm contradicting myself while I do is that we should watch these shows as entertainment and not be afraid of what's behind our backs.

Hmmm, that's interesting. I shall have to think this over some more.

On Sebatical

I'm having trouble sleeping.

I'll go to bed and lay there for like an hour trying to fall asleep. But I can't fall asleep. My mind keeps racing and I can't make it slow down. I think about so many things and I just can't calm myself down enough to fall asleep. And well since I'm having so many thoughts all at once and not all of them are pleasant thoughts my heart will start racing and that makes it even harder to fall asleep.

The things I think about while lying in bed trying to sleep:

1:How dark it is in the house since I'm the one who goes to bed the latest. But then again I need it to be dark in order for me to fall asleep.

2:What would happen if someone broke into the house in the middle of the night. (But then I remind myself that my dad locks the house tighter then a drum) but then I start thinking about movies like Law Abiding Citizen and I think that a person could break into the house by you opening the door without knowing who it is. I also think about stories about how people's houses have been broken into and it freaks me out even more.

3: What the heck am I doing with my life? Nothing! That's right, nothing! I can't even get a job when I for once actually want one. I think it would help me relax to be doing something for an entire day. Gosh, I really want to be hired at Borders but of course the economy sucks and I am not hearing anything back.

4: I really don't wanna start school again in the fall but I know it'll be good for me to go back. But this is the first summer that I've actually had a summer and yet I'm not doing anything with my summer. I am just sitting around all day not doing anything.

5: I miss my family members and friends of the family that have passed away. I wish they were still here but I can't do anything about it. I miss my doggy and she made me feel safe in the house at night. But with these family members being gone I get scared if anything would happen to my parents or my brother or any of my other family members. I don't know what I would do if they were gone. I know I wouldn't be able to survive without them.

6: I wonder if I should be reading a book to help my fall asleep but then I would have to get up and go get one and I think that what if I was about to fall asleep but I just got up and missed my chance to fall asleep. But reading really does help me fall asleep.

7: I want new books to read. I've read the books I have so many times over and over again and I love them so much but I want something new to read. I want a new story.

8: I'm spending all my money on seeing movies with friends. But I love movies too much to stop doing it. And of course I just have to go and see these movies or I might go insane. Gosh, I love movies.

9: Maybe I should be doing something with movies with my life. I would love to be a part of that. I also really want to write a book. I need something in the middle since those are my favorite things to do.

10: Last night I was thinking about what it would be like to talk to a therapist. I think I would like just to have someone to talk to. I mean look at all these thoughts I have and it would be great to just have them listen.

11: I feel like I need a companion. I don't know why but I feel like I should have one. I think I'm just lonely in that aspect. I love being with my friends since they complete me but then I see some of my friends and they have this other person who is always there for them when we're not with them. I want that.

12: I think I should go outside but I would have nothing to do out there since no one is with me. Everyone is far away and there can't come and hang out with me. I just want to do something that seems fulfilling like yesterday when we all hung out down town. That was doing something.

13: I have obsessions. Movies, books, actors (one in particular). And I feel like I'm complete with these things but I wonder what makes me so obsessed with them. It's weird to think about the reasons why.

I wonder if there is someway to just stop all of these thoughts so I can go to sleep.

Beauty is only skin Deep

There are so many people in this world that are considered "beautiful". But what is beauty really? Is it their eyes? Their lips? Their chest? Their butt? All of those kinds come to mind when you think of what beauty is. But are these the things that really make them beautiful?

I think not.

You might wanna dig a little deeper to find their true beauty. You may meet the most attractive person but at the same time they can be the ugliest person. So what makes a person beautiful? Their personality? Their heart? Their soul? Their need and want to be nothing more but themselves?

I think so.

So, remember and carry this with you:
"What makes you different, makes you beautiful."

Dedication

And I'm telling you that I'm not going.
You're the best man I'll ever know.
There's no way I can ever go.
No no, there's no way.
No no no no way.
I'm living without you.

I'm not living without you.
I'm not living without you.
I don't wanna be free.

I'm staying.
I'm staying.
and you---and you---and you.
You're gonna love me.

I dedicate this song to.... ;-)
And with the sentiment that you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. That being said if you do you may miss out on just how beautiful that cover is.