From all of the movies I've seen there are so many that have become my favorites. And from all of these movies there are a few things that I've learned from them.
17 Again: You really can be 17 again and have a rocking body at that.
The Bourne Identity: You can stab someone with a pen with much effectiveness
The Bourne Supremacy: Don't try and hide in India, they will find you and they will kill your significant other.
The Bourne Ultimatum: You can kill an assassin with a book.
A Cinderella Story: Your secret admirer will never be an axe murderer but a hot guy from you high school.
The Dark Knight: Clowns aren't scary but instead are severely bad-ass.
27 Dresses: If someone annoys you enough you will end up happily married to them
Driving Lessons: Crazy old ladies make the best of friends
Eagle Eye: Never trust computers that can think for themselves
Elizabethtown: You can peak on the phone
Enchanted: If you're an animated character you will end up a real person smack dab in the middle of New York.
Hairspray: You can always take down the jealous bitch lady and steal her stuck-up daughter's boyfriend.
Harry Potter 1: If you're a wizard you will be informed of this by a giant with an umbrella
Harry Potter 2: You can kill a giant snake with a glittering sword
Harry Potter 3: The tress will attack you if you piss them off
Harry Potter 4: Anyone can battle a dragon but defeat a man with no nose? Not so easy.
Harry Potter 5: You can suffer from extreme teen angst
Harry Potter 6: In every cave there are dead people in the bottom of its lake
Haven: You can make very powerful acid in a high school science class
He's Just Not That Into You: If a guy acts like he doesn't give a shit then he genuinely doesn't give a shit.
High School Musical: If you sing with some random person at a lodge you will fall madly in love with them later
High School Musical 2: You can work at a resort and no one will think you're weird for breaking out into song
High School Musical 3: Graduating high school is way less exciting then you think.
Jumper: If you fall in a lake you will end up in the middle of a library and have no idea how you got there
Law Abiding Citizen: Sometimes innocent people go to jail while the guilty go free.
Mamma Mia!: If you don't know who your father is just break out into song and you'll find him
Mean Girls: You really can take down the mean girl but you'll become the new bitch on the block
Nancy Drew: If you try and solve a case that's not yours to solve your father will be kidnapped
Ocean's Eleven: You can knock over 3 casinos with a talented group of cons who happened to be the best looking group of guys you have ever seen
Ocean's Twelve: Foreign people can move through lasers without being detected
Ocean's Thirteen: If you mess with someones good friend you will be taken for all your worth
Pirates of the Caribbean 1: You can trust pirates if they're from the Caribbean and not Somalia
Pirates of the Caribbean 2: If you're engaged and you kiss someone else your fiance will not take it well
Pirates of the Caribbean 3: If you're stuck in Davey Jones Locker you will go crazy. But don't worry your ship will be there to keep you company
The Proposal: If you're male your boss will blackmail you into marrying her. If you're female your assistant will be extremely hot.
Sherlock Holmes: You can successfully fake your own death
She's the Man: If you dress up like a guy you will get the guy
10 Things I Hate About You: The guy who was paid to take you out will fall madly in love with you
Troy: It is possible to start a war over a chick
Twilight: If you walk into the woods, a vampire will follow you and demand you to tell him what he is, all the while never looking at you
New Moon: Werewolves are way better company then Vampires
Up: If you want to go places take your house will you
Up In the Air: Even the George Clooney types get cheated on. All hope is lost
Without A Paddle: High up in the mountains, red necks are growing acres of pot
Wish Upon A Star: If you wish to become your sister it will happen
X-Men: There are people out there who are different from you. Be jealous
X-Men 2: You can attempt to kill a whole race of people will just your mind
X-Men The Last Stand: If you try and cut your wings off they will grow back. Plus it's quite painful.
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